'Shut the Fuck Up, Mark' - Fly on the Apron #01, Series of Essays

Stories from the depths of the high end service industry, from the perspective of a fly on the wall.  They forget we're there, because they see us as Servants rather than Servers.

Story of Senator Mark Warner and wife in intimate conversation with A Family (the Murrays).  Mark's wife's comment being the final punchline.  Story from days catering as captain at V House and beyond.

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